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Right Ho, Jeeves
·
P. G. Wodehouse
130
“The
point
is
that,
as
far
as
Tuppy
and
Angela
are
concerned,
we
may
say
with
confidence
that
everything
will
shortly
be
hotsy-totsy
once
more.
And
what
an
agreeable
thought
that
is,
Jeeves.”
“Very
true,
sir.”
“If
there
is
one
thing
that
gives
me
the
pip,
it
is
two
loving
hearts
being
estranged.”
“I
can
readily
appreciate
the
fact,
sir.”
I
placed
the
stub
of
my
gasper
in
the
ash
tray
and
lit
another,
to
indicate
that
that
completed
Chap.
I.
“Right
ho,
then.
So
much
for
the
western
front.
We
now
turn
to
the
eastern.”
“Sir?”
“I
speak
in
parables,
Jeeves.
What
I
mean
is,
we
now
approach
the
matter
of
Gussie
and
Miss
Bassett.”
“Yes,
sir.”
“Here,
Jeeves,
more
direct
methods
are
required.
In
handling
the
case
of
Augustus
Fink-Nottle,
we
must
keep
always
in
mind
the
fact
that
we
are
dealing
with
a
poop.”
“A
sensitive
plant
would,
perhaps,
be
a
kinder
expression,
sir.”
“No,
Jeeves,
a
poop.
And
with
poops
one
has
to
employ
the
strong,
forceful,
straightforward
policy.
Psychology
doesn’t
get
you
anywhere.
You,
if
I
may
remind
you
without
wounding
your
feelings,
fell
into
the
error
of
mucking
about
with
psychology
in
connection
with
this
Fink-Nottle,
and
the
result
was
a
wash-out.
You
attempted
to
push
him
over
the
line
by
rigging
him
out
in
a
Mephistopheles
costume
and
sending
him
off
to
a
fancy-dress
ball,
your
view
being
that
scarlet
tights
would
embolden
him.
Futile.”
“The
matter
was
never
actually
put
to
the
test,
sir.”
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