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The Inventions of the Idiot
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John Kendrick Bangs
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"Well,
I
don't
blame
you,"
said
Mr.
Whitechoker,
kindly.
"That
was
a
most
remarkable
dream."
"Yes,"
assented
Mr.
Pedagog.
"But
quite
in
line
with
his
waking
thoughts."
"Very
likely,"
said
the
Idiot,
rising
and
preparing
to
depart.
"It
was
absurd
in
most
of
its
features,
but
in
one
of
them
it
was
excellent.
I
am
going
to
see
the
president
of
the
Electric
Juggernaut
Company,
as
you
call
it,
in
regard
to
it
to-day.
I
think
there
is
money
in
that
idea
of
having
an
extra
chair-seat
for
every
passenger
to
hold
in
his
lap.
In
that
way
twice
as
many
seated
passengers
can
be
accommodated,
and
countless
people
with
tender
feet
will
be
spared
the
pain
of
having
other
wayfarers
standing
upon
them."
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