Perfect Behavior: A Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises

INVITATIONS The whole spirit of Hallowe’en is, of course, one of “spooky” gayety and light-hearted ghastliness. Witches and ghosts run riot; corpses dance and black cats howl. “More work for the undertaker” should be the leitmotif of the evening’s fun. The moribund spirit can be delightfully observed, first of all, in the preparation of the invitations. I know of one hostess, for instance, who gained a great reputation for originality by enclosing a dead fish with each bidding to the evening’s gayeties. It is, of course, not at all necessary to follow her example to the letter; the enclosure of anything dead will suffice, providing, of course, that it is not TOO dead. There is such a thing as carrying a joke beyond the limits of propriety, and the canons of good taste should always be respectfully observed. Another amusing way of preparing invitations is to cut out colored paper in the shape of cats, witches, etc., upon which appropriate verses are inscribed. Such as: “Next Monday night is Hallowe’en, You big stiff.” or “On Monday next comes All-Hallows-Even, My grandmother’s maiden name was Stephens.” or “On Hallowe’en you may see a witch If you don’t look out, you funny fellow.” or “Harry and I are giving a Hallowe’en party; Harry says you owe him four dollars; please be prompt. or “Monday night the ghosts do dance; Why didn’t you enlist and go to France, You slacker?” Another novel invitation is made by cutting a piece of yellow paper thirteen inches long and four inches wide, and writing on each inch one of the lines given below. Then begin at the bottom and fold the paper up, inch by inch. Fasten the last turn down with a “spooky” gummed sticker, and slip into a small envelope. When the recipient unfolds the invitation, he will be surprised to read the following: