Right Ho, Jeeves

“Yes, sir.” “Something on those lines.” I heard him cough, and sniped him with a sideways glance. He was wearing that informative look of his. “Then you have not heard, sir?” “Eh?” “You are not aware that a marriage has been arranged and will shortly take place between Mr. Fink-Nottle and Miss Bassett?” “What?” “Yes, sir.” “When did this happen?” “Shortly after Mr. Fink-Nottle had left your room, sir.” “Ah! In the post-orange-juice era?” “Yes, sir.” “But are you sure of your facts? How do you know?” “My informant was Mr. Fink-Nottle himself, sir. He appeared anxious to confide in me. His story was somewhat incoherent, but I had no difficulty in apprehending its substance. Prefacing his remarks with the statement that this was a beautiful world, he laughed heartily and said that he had become formally engaged.” “No details?” “No, sir.” “But one can picture the scene.” “Yes, sir.” “I mean, imagination doesn’t boggle.” “No, sir.” And it didn’t. I could see exactly what must have happened. Insert a liberal dose of mixed spirits in a normally abstemious man, and he becomes a force. He does not stand around, twiddling his fingers and stammering. He acts. I had no doubt that Gussie must have reached for the Bassett and clasped her to him like a stevedore handling a sack of coals. And one could readily envisage the effect of that sort of thing on a girl of romantic mind. “Well, well, well, Jeeves.” “Yes, sir.” “This is splendid news.”