Right Ho, Jeeves

P.K. Purvis squeaked off amidst sporadic applause, but one could not fail to note that the sporadic was followed by a rather strained silence. It was evident that Gussie was striking something of a new note in Market Snodsbury scholastic circles. Looks were exchanged between parent and parent. The bearded bloke had the air of one who has drained the bitter cup. As for Aunt Dahlia, her demeanour now told only too clearly that her last doubts had been resolved and her verdict was in. I saw her whisper to the Bassett, who sat on her right, and the Bassett nodded sadly and looked like a fairy about to shed a tear and add another star to the Milky Way. Gussie, after the departure of P.K. Purvis, had fallen into a sort of daydream and was standing with his mouth open and his hands in his pockets. Becoming abruptly aware that a fat kid in knickerbockers was at his elbow, he started violently. “Hullo!” he said, visibly shaken. “Who are you?” “This,” said the bearded bloke, “is R.V. Smethurst.” “What’s he doing here?” asked Gussie suspiciously. “You are presenting him with the drawing prize, Mr. Fink-Nottle.” This apparently struck Gussie as a reasonable explanation. His face cleared. “That’s right, too,” he said.... “Well, here it is, cocky. You off?” he said, as the kid prepared to withdraw. “Sir, yes, sir.” “Wait, R.V. Smethurst. Not so fast. Before you go, there is a question I wish to ask you.” But the beard bloke’s aim now seemed to be to rush the ceremonies a bit. He hustled R.V. Smethurst off stage rather like a chucker-out in a pub regretfully ejecting an old and respected customer, and starting paging G.G. Simmons. A moment later the latter was up and coming, and conceive my emotion when it was announced that the subject on which he had clicked was Scripture knowledge. One of us, I mean to say.