The Status Civilization

Robert Sheckley · 1960 · 167 pages

The Status Civilization

Robert Sheckley43

But he kept on crawling, and at last he reached the door of the Coven. He pulled himself to his feet and turned the doorknob. The door was locked. He pounded feebly on the door. After a moment, a panel slid back. He saw a man staring at him; then the panel slid shut. He waited for the door to open. It didn't open. Minutes passed, and still it didn't open. What were they waiting for inside? What was wrong? Barrent tried to pound on the door again, lost his balance and fell to the ground. He rolled over and looked despairingly at the locked door. Then he lost consciousness. When he came to, Barrent found himself lying on a couch. Two men were massaging his arms and legs, and beneath him he could feel the warmth of heating pads. Peering anxiously at him was the broad, swarthy face of Uncle Ingemar. "Feeling better now?" Uncle Ingemar asked. "I think so," Barrent said. "Why did you take so long opening the door?" "We almost didn't open it at all," the priest told him. "It's against the law to aid strangers in distress. Since you hadn't as yet joined the Coven, you were technically still a stranger." "Then why did you let me in?" "My assistant noticed that we had an even number of worshipers. We require an odd number, preferably ending in three. Where the sacred and the profane laws are in conflict, the profane must yield. So we let you in despite the government ruling."

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