Perfect Behavior: A Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises

Donald Ogden Stewart · 1922 · 144 pages

Perfect Behavior: A Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises

Donald Ogden Stewart138

2. Gloucester (Mass.) smells badly in summer. 3. Gloucester (Mass.) smells badly in winter. IV. Meat. You say to the partner at your right: “Have you ever been through the Stock-Yards?” She (he) replies: “No.” (“Yes.”) This leads to a discussion of: “The Meat Industry in America.” Helpful Facts: 1. Every time a street car goes over the Brooklyn Bridge, a steer is killed in Chicago— and oftener. 2. Raw beefsteak in quantities is harmful to children under two years of age. 3. A man died recently in Topeka, Kansas, weighing 312 pounds. 4. Many prominent people live on the North Side of Chicago. V. Salad. You say to the partner at your right: “What is your favorite salad?” She (he) replies: “I don’t know, what’s yours?” This leads to a discussion of: Favorite Things. Helpful Facts: 1. Richard Barthelmess is married. 2. B. V. D. stands for “Best Value Delivered.” 3. Amy Lowell is fond of cigars. VI. Dessert. You say to the partner at your right: “I love ice cream.” She (he) replies: “So do I.” This leads to a discussion of: Love. Helpful Facts: 1. New York is the hardest state in which to get a divorce in America. 2. Dr. Sigmund Freud is now living in Vienna, Austria. 3. D. H. Lawrence has a black beard.

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